UPS Orientation

            This is your truck and those are your packages. Here is your pen and here is your notepad. That over there is what your uniform looks like, you will get one later today. You must know how to drive a stick, do you? OK, good, if not that would be problematic. This is the main building where you will report to Bill everyday over there. If you are late, we will not be happy, if you are late again, you will not be happy. That’s Dan; he loads your tuck early every morning. Dan is grumpy in the mornings from his late nights at the bar every night, he’s a bit of a drinker.  This is Jesse; he’s going to be helping you the first couple weeks. He’s a nice guy, but stay out of his personal life unless you want to know his dark secrets, and you don’t. Over there is Buck. You will be riding with him tomorrow to get the gist of the job. He’s a gambling addict and lost his house, wife and kids. You must report here by 7:30 A.M. sharp, and work until you are done which is around 6. You can take a 30 minute lunch break between 12 and 1. You see Nancy over there, the lady with the big hair? She’s who you call if you are sick, or have any other emergencies we should know about, just talk to her. Don’t talk to her too long though, she’s a flirt and she’ll leach onto you and antagonize you the rest of the time you’re here. I’ll be over there if you need anything. Oh, and here’s your little gizmo, it tracks all your stops.